this text will be random, someday.

var prompts = [ "it's nothing special", "you’ll be fine", "i forgive you", "it’ll be okay", "songbird style", "given the circumstance", "chew on that, puppygirl", "we’ll call this a success", "you’re enough", "malevolent influence", "diagram trouble?", "bowser has a son, you know", "nobody scream", "less than 3", "what’s the noise?", "give it up for", "ask me about my boundaries", "the words \“censor bar\”", "good job!", "even the rat could be a chef", "so we were told", "it’s not your fault", "rise, tarnished!", "starlight is best pone", "treason!", "not my problem", "or am i", "and trolls; don’t get blocked", "Random item #29: culturally sensitive" ]; function randomPrompt() { var resultElement = document.getElementById('randomItem'); var randomIndex = Math.floor(Math.random() * prompts.length); resultElement.textContent = prompts[randomIndex]; }; randomPrompt();
document.addEventListener('DOMContentLoaded', function() { prompts = prompts.concat([ "the one piece!!!", "lore ≠ personality", "minecraft did it first", "allergic to reason", "it takes soap to be scum", "strange they made a doctor for that", "the last problem", "about my rival, gary", "are you okay?", "there’s a wailing in the distance", "never a writer, always a bird", "they’re called \“the masterkiller puppet\”", "transgenders have it too easy", "i can’t get it to work", "hm?", "what?", "adobe has a stranglehold on creativity", "hazbin hotel wasn’t THAT bad", "strange that i am so underrated?", "a conduit for wisdom’s bite", "god’s favorite toy!", "that’s awesome", "saint tropez yacht club", "really bit the socks this time!", "not your cookie cutter kinda gal", "is there any way?", "part of being outstanding is standing out!", "can you catch a break?", "please don’t be mad at me…", "cancelled? again?", ]); randomPrompt(); });

BNnY

super excited to announce i've been hired as a composed for collaborative project BNnY, featuring carbon_marbles! will definitely update once i'm allowed to say more :3 so excited!!!

hi! i’m charlotte otters. i told you that was it! this is a picture of me with the beloved gummigoo.as of late, i’m 20ish old, and out-standing at around 6’3 (foot and inch, respectively). others would consider me trans gender; not so! i am actually “charlotte” “otters” (klawmachin).i am regrettably a writer and composer, and even more so unfortunately; an artist D:

klawmachin rulebook

1. be considerate!

i try to be an good example of this rule, in the ins and outs of all i do, but not only am i susceptible to fallacy, i'm practically MADE of the stuff. if i fail in any manner to be considerate towards others, i want to build an community that is not only comfortable and unafraid to correct me on my mistakes, but to be compassionate in my place. i don’t like or tolerate bullies, but i also don’t excommunicate them, and neither should you. basically, if you don't belong here today; there's always tomorrow!

2. no politics,

period, and no bigotry of any kind. slurs are yours for the reclaiming or whatevers, but do avoid using them in any space where “charlotte” “otters” (klawmachin) may be present. please also be considerate towards those suffering from mental centric conditions, and do not "diagnose" anybody. i try not to throw around terms like "narcissist" anymore, as repeated and unwarranted usage takes away from its meaning and trivializes the disorder. basically, black lives matter, all cops are bastards, gay and trans rights, don't mess with me :3

do not interact

(CONTENT WARNING)

MINORS.

if you’re a minor, i strongly encourage you to follow other creators, or to at least exercise caution. i fear i lack the capability of being any kind of role model, and that goes for absolutely ANYBODY.

if you’re a minor, i strongly encourage you to follow other creators, or to at least exercise caution. i fear i lack the capability of being any kind of role model, and that goes for absolutely ANYBODY.

PEDOS & ZOOS.

terrible people are not allowed to talk to me! pedophiles, or "maps” (“minor attracted person(s)”) and zoophiles, or “zoos” are violently unwelcome!

terrible people are not allowed to talk to me! pedophiles, or "maps” (“minor attracted person(s)”) and zoophiles, or “zoos” are violently unwelcome!

BIGOTS.

terrible people are still not allowed to talk to me! i don’t babysit! ship whatever you want as long as it isn’t malicious, and you know what i mean.

terrible people are still not allowed to talk to me! i don’t babysit! ship whatever you want as long as it isn’t malicious, and you know what i mean.

PROS & ANTIS.

this means sexists, racists, homophobes, transphobes/terfs, and “other” !

this means sexists, racists, homophobes, transphobes/terfs, and “other” !

"frequently" asked questions

• is "charlotte 'klawmachin' otters" actually your name?

word of god is "probably."

• wasn't it "marceline abadeer?"

yes! but i changed it.

• "marceline abadeer" as in "from adventure time?"

that kinda doesn't sound like a me problem right now.

• what's a "klawmachin?”

that would be my funny weird online name!

• how is that pronounced?

i pronounce it differently every day. hope this helps!

• who's "claw machine?”

"claw machine" the character is from clockwork.gala, which is a work of story i’m doing or whatever!

• are YOU claw machine?

no. i am klawmachin.

• how are you different?

one is a fictional character, and the other one is “claw machine”. hope this helps!

• who's that pony?

her name is snickerdoodle danish!

• any relation to you?

i am her!

• how does that work?

i am klawmachin.

this page is a work in progress...

when it's done, every artwork i've ever commissioned will be here, along with links to each artist so that you can throw money at them.

of snickerdoodle danish:

of claw machine:

SOURCE MATERIAL .

frogatto website • frogatto steam page • frogatto ost by ryan reilly (orion)

i first played frogatto a little over a decade ago. it was on my mama's ipad and she was OBSESSED. every once in a while she'd let me have a turn, but at first, i was honestly just delighted to watch her play. eventually though, like all things, i made it about me and took over the game, and it was all i played for ages. it was, and still is simply wonderful. it actually isn't on the app store anymore, mostly because they're still developing it. this is the other part of frogatto i discovered once i could finally remember what it was called; frogatto is also a game maker engine. you can make your own in-depth games, WITHIN frogatto!!! with a magical soundtrack composed by ryan reilly, after decades, the game has FINALLY come to steam!!! do not rob yourself of joy any longer; go and play frogatto.my intro song and the funny little frog character are both taken directly from frogatto (which is his namesake).

harris bomberguy's youtube channel • hbomb patreon • hbburberguy twitter

i am desperately inspired by hbomberguy. give him money. now. for my sake.

• my little pony: friendship is magic

my little pony youtube channel • mlp:fim website

no further comment!

snapcube youtube channel • penny parker twitch • penny parker patreon

i love her. ...i'll add more later.

MARCH 27TH, 2024 (AD)

i think we're almost done here! i mean that in terms of getting this thing up and running and going and on! i mean, it's already linked in my bio(s), but just because it's the most up to date doesn't mean it's up to date today date! even the error log is plagued with impassable riddles! you don't know me!most buttons by now should link to the section that it is (before, this was titled the "whoopsie" page and i used it as the placeholder for pages i hadn't finished yet). right now i'm just doing what i always do-tweaking and reworking and crying a lot! i need to make a completely separate carrd site just for image details in the galleries... that is going to take SO long. it'll be worth it though, i think!once everything is properly set up-hold on let me check what day i started this (for sentimental reasons); feb. 9th (24)-i'll make my more public announcement so like basically making it official or something!!! i also need to add a proper errors section so that people can like, y'know... get to this page! this isn't present tense and i am not cute. imposter syndrome!!! i'll get back to this later.(i also have to update the evil website along with everything else... but pretend you didn't read that)

OCTOBER 15TH, 2024 (AD)

the evil website is dead. i killed it. its gone now.
there is no hope
oh website, why have you forsaken me
i hath offer you thy love
maybe it will finally be finished soon.