charlotte otters is klawmachin.
about charlotte "klawmachin" otters
welcome to klawmachin.com 2: adventure. after coming to terms with her malignant narcissism, charlotte klawmachin spoke to starswirl the bearded's intern's girlfriend, who taught her the secrets of good web site design. unfortunately, charlotte klawmachin was paying too much attention, and forgot it. whoops! sounds like that's not her fault whatsoever. frankly, i don't think so. who am i? ...i'm the third person!...welcome (back) to klawmachin.com.
*please introduce yourselves to the navigation cheezit. it will be very helpful for you.
welcome to klawmachin.com 2: adventure. after coming to terms with her malignant narcissism, charlotte klawmachin spoke to starswirl the bearded's intern's girlfriend, who taught her the secrets of good web site design. unfortunately, charlotte klawmachin was paying too much attention, and forgot it. whoops! sounds like that's not her fault whatsoever. frankly, i don't think so. who am i? i'm the third person!...welcome (back) to klawmachin.com.
*please introduce yourselves to the navigation cheezit. it will be very helpful for you.
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about.
hi! i’m charlotte otters. i told you that was it! this is a picture of me with the beloved gummigoo.as of late, i’m 20ish old, and out-standing at around 6’3 (foot and inch, respectively). others would consider me trans gender; not so! i am actually “charlotte” “otters” (klawmachin).i am regrettably a writer and composer, and even more so unfortunately; an artist D:
about.
hi! i’m charlotte klawmachin... told ya that was it! this is a picture of me with the beloved gummigoo.as of late, i’m 20ish old, and out-standing at around 6’3 (foot and inch, respectively). others would consider me trans gender; not so! i am actually “charlotte” “klawmachin”i am regrettably a writer and composer, and even more so unfortunately; an artist D:
less so "F," more so "occasionally" A Q
• is "charlotte 'klawmachin' otters" actually your name?
word of god is "probably."
• wasn't it "marceline abadeer?"
yes! but i changed it.
• "marceline abadeer" as in "from adventure time?"
that kinda doesn't sound like a me problem right now.
• what's a "klawmachin?”
that would be my funny weird online name!
• how is that pronounced?
i pronounce it differently every day. hope this helps!
• who's "claw machine?”
"claw machine" the character is from clockwork.gala, which is a work of story i’m doing or whatever!
• are YOU claw machine?
no. i am klawmachin.
• how are you different?
one is a fictional character, and the other one is “claw machine”. hope this helps!
• who's that pony?
her name is snickerdoodle danish!
• any relation to you?
i am her!
• how does that work?
i am klawmachin.
d and n and i for you and i as well
CONTENT WARNING:
discussion(s) of abuse, bigotry, pedophilia, zoophilia, lolicon, feral, pro-shippers, anti-shippers, and klawmachin
THE WHAT:
“dni” means “do not interact.” this section is over.
THE WHO:
okay so this section is a little bit longer;
in conclusion
guess who i am.
klawmachin rulebook
1. be considerate!
i try to be an good example of this rule, in the ins and outs of all i do, but not only am i susceptible to fallacy, i'm practically MADE of the stuff. if i fail in any manner to be considerate towards others, i want to build an community that is not only comfortable and unafraid to correct me on my mistakes, but to be compassionate in my place. i don’t like or tolerate bullies, but i also don’t excommunicate them, and neither should you. basically, if you don't belong here today; there's always tomorrow!
2. no politics,
period, and no bigotry of any kind. slurs are yours for the reclaiming or whatevers, but do avoid using them in any space where “charlotte” “otters” (klawmachin) may be present. please also be considerate towards those suffering from mental centric conditions, and do not "diagnose" anybody. i try not to throw around terms like "narcissist" anymore, as repeated and unwarranted usage takes away from its meaning and trivializes the disorder. basically, black lives matter, all cops are bastards, gay and trans rights, don't mess with me :3
3. cool people exclusive:
only cool people are allowed to talk to me. for the list of "only cool people that are allowed to talk to me,” see my critically acclaimed "d and n and you for i and i as well.”
d and n and i for you and i as well
CONTENT WARNING:
discussion(s) of abuse, bigotry, pedophilia, zoophilia, lolicon, feral, pro-shippers, anti-shippers, and klawmachin
THE WHAT:
“dni” means “do not interact.” this section is over.
THE WHO:
okay so this section is a little bit longer;
MINORS.
first of all, if you’re a minor, i strongly encourage you to follow other creators, or to at least exercise caution. i try to be like the people that helped me get through my "klawmachin: the younger years,” but still, i worry that i lack the capability of being any kind of role model, and that goes for absolutely ANYBODY. t l d and r, i got a pack of infinite content warnings from costco, so i’m gonna start trying to use those up! and if you’re under 16, go play roblox or something; i don’t babysit, and the rest of this will have an nsfw component. so go do something else! you have been warned! content warned, even! okay, that’s one…
PEDOS & ZOOS.
okay so terrible people are not allowed to talk to me! pedophiles, or "maps” (“minor attracted person(s)”) and zoophiles, or “zoos” are violently unwelcome! obviously this also applies to loli/feral… as in, people who do that. ("lolicon" is the sexualization of children; this is wrong!) ("feral" is the sexualization of animals; this is wrong!) now, you may think i’m a furry, and to confirm the rumors: yes, you would be of the sort of somebody who thinks that! as a furry-adjacent-non-adjacent, it is my bestowed duty to REDEFINE the BIBLE; BASICALLY, i think, THAT, if you think kovu from "the lion king 2: simba's pride" is hot, you’re a loser and a nerd! and if you think the detailed inner/outer workings of a real lion is attractive, seek immediate counsel!
BIGOTS.
this means sexists, racists, homophobes, transphobes/terfs, and “other” !
PROS & ANTIS.
mmkay so terrible people are still not allowed to talk to me! i don’t babysit! ship whatever you want as long as it isn’t malicious, and you know what i mean by that. don’t be a pedophile! don’t be a zoophile! don’t do any of that! k? it is that easy-and this entire time, too!
MINORS.
first of all, if you’re a minor, i strongly encourage you to follow other creators, or to at least exercise caution. i try to be like the people that helped me get through my "klawmachin: the younger years,” but still, i worry that i lack the capability of being any kind of role model, and that goes for absolutely ANYBODY. t l d and r, i got a pack of infinite content warnings from costco, so i’m gonna start trying to use those up! and if you’re under 16, go play roblox or something; i don’t babysit, and the rest of this will have an nsfw component. so go do something else! you have been warned! content warned, even! okay, that’s one…
BIGOTS.
this means sexists, racists, homophobes, transphobes/terfs, and “other” !
in conclusion
guess who i am.
PEDOS & ZOOS.
okay so terrible people are not allowed to talk to me! pedophiles, or "maps” (“minor attracted person(s)”) and zoophiles, or “zoos” are violently unwelcome! obviously this also applies to loli/feral… as in, people who do that. ("lolicon" is the sexualization of children; this is wrong!) ("feral" is the sexualization of animals; this is wrong!) now, you may think i’m a furry, and to confirm the rumors: yes, you would be of the sort of somebody who thinks that! as a furry-adjacent-non-adjacent, it is my bestowed duty to REDEFINE the BIBLE; BASICALLY, i think, THAT, if you think kovu from "the lion king 2: simba's pride" is hot, you’re a loser and a nerd! and if you think the detailed inner/outer workings of a real lion is attractive, seek immediate counsel!
PROS & ANTIS.
mmkay so terrible people are still not allowed to talk to me! i don’t babysit! ship whatever you want as long as it isn’t malicious, and you know what i mean by that. don’t be a pedophile! don’t be a zoophile! don’t do any of that! k? it is that easy-and this entire time, too!
this page is a work in progress...
when it's done, my current drawings will be up for display, for all to see...
this page is a work in progress...
when it's done, the gallery will be sorted by date, and each work will link to the history website.
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this page is a work in progress...
when it's done, it should be a comprehensive list of everything i've written for, regardless of size or universal importance.
this page is a work in progress...
when it's done, every video that is currently accessible by me will be accessible by you-here!
this page is a work in progress...
when it's done, it'll host a variety of links so that all of my failed and secret websites are easily accessible to the general public.
this page is a work in progress...
when it's done, most music stuff ive made (within reason) will be listenable and downloadable, save for music on streaming or whatever.
this page is a work in progress...
when it's done, every artwork i've ever commissioned will be here, along with links to each artist so that you can throw money at them.
of snickerdoodle danish:
of claw machine:
SOURCE MATERIAL .
frogatto website • frogatto steam page • frogatto ost by ryan reilly (orion)
i first played frogatto a little over a decade ago. it was on my mama's ipad and she was OBSESSED. every once in a while she'd let me have a turn, but at first, i was honestly just delighted to watch her play. eventually though, like all things, i made it about me and took over the game, and it was all i played for ages. it was, and still is simply wonderful. it actually isn't on the app store anymore, mostly because they're still developing it. this is the other part of frogatto i discovered once i could finally remember what it was called; frogatto is also a game maker engine. you can make your own in-depth games, WITHIN frogatto!!! with a magical soundtrack composed by ryan reilly, after decades, the game has FINALLY come to steam!!! do not rob yourself of joy any longer; go and play frogatto.my intro song and the funny little frog character are both taken directly from frogatto (which is his namesake).
harris bomberguy's youtube channel • hbomb patreon • hbburberguy twitter
i am desperately inspired by hbomberguy. give him money. now. for my sake.
my little pony youtube channel • mlp:fim website
no further comment!
snapcube youtube channel • penny parker twitch • penny parker patreon
i love her. ...i'll add more later.
charlotte otters is klawmachin . again .
and welcome (back) to the "my home page”
currently visiting: dotcommachin (again)
about "Evil" charlotte "klawmachin" otters
hi hi. i am charlotte klawmachin, and that was my evil website! apparently it was real, but it was also never real all along, and if you tell anypony about it they will never ever believe you! wow!along with that iconic and timeless information, a special surprise for you is available by clicking the "special surprise" button below!i can never find these things... ... ...hoh-hoh!
it was over here the whole time!
and i absolutely cannot believe it. under no circumstances, even!
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MARCH 27TH, 2024 (AD)
i think we're almost done here! i mean that in terms of getting this thing up and running and going and on! i mean, it's already linked in my bio(s), but just because it's the most up to date doesn't mean it's up to date today date! even the error log is plagued with impassable riddles! you don't know me!most buttons by now should link to the section that it is (before, this was titled the "whoopsie" page and i used it as the placeholder for pages i hadn't finished yet). right now i'm just doing what i always do-tweaking and reworking and crying a lot! i need to make a completely separate carrd site just for image details in the galleries... that is going to take SO long. it'll be worth it though, i think!once everything is properly set up-hold on let me check what day i started this (for sentimental reasons); feb. 9th (24)-i'll make my more public announcement so like basically making it official or something!!! i also need to add a proper errors section so that people can like, y'know... get to this page! this isn't present tense and i am not cute. imposter syndrome!!! i'll get back to this later.(i also have to update the evil website along with everything else... but pretend you didn't read that)